Entries from September 2006
Posted September 30th, 2006 by BVaz · No Comments
According to PerezHilton.com Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are split/done/finito. So sad. I feel really bad for you Tony Parker, you frenchie douchebag. One less hot chick with a douchebag makes the world a better place. You can go back to eating baguettes and fromage, talking about Bastille Day next to your giant shark aquariums and indoor pools and Gulfstream jets, you poor bastard.
On a more serious note, we can take this moment to really remember that relationships are beautiful, but fleeting, and it really just reminds us of a simpler time when NBA stars and celebrities could be together, and it ...
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Posted September 28th, 2006 by BVaz · 1 Comment
Remember when all you wanted to do after school is run to the mall and grab the latest cassette releases from Bobby Brown and Technotronic? Well now you can relive those glory years with this kewl site. Click on the link: Cassette Generator.
Anyway I found this link on Gizmodo, it is pretty nice. See what kind of crazy shit you can come up with and post it in our DBF Forums. If you have forever lost that Wreckx-n-Effect cassette and want to shed a tear as you recreate it and reminisce on the golden days, then ...
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Posted September 27th, 2006 by BVaz · No Comments
Who will it be? Up now on the DBF Forums is a little precursor to a DBF of the Month poll. So here is what you fine people need to do:
1. Register for the DBF Forums.
2. Put up a suggestion on who deserves to be called 'DoucheBagFace of September'.
3. Return to the DBF Forums on October 1st and vote on who should be 'DoucheBagFace of September'.
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Posted September 27th, 2006 by BVaz · 2 Comments
These DBFs cost me and Reed $1500. We were one game away from hitting our 8 team parlay, which was an evolution of about 4 different parlays we came up that they wouldn't allow us to bet. Finally we came upon the magical 8 with our lucky 11 dollars, payout $1500. UCLA jumps on Washington, looks like a sure thing on that game, we turn our attention to other contests, namely the Western Michigan-Temple game (where W. Michigan covered btw), and come back to find UCLA choked. So fuck you guys, you owe us money.
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Categories: Douchebagface of the Week
Posted September 21st, 2006 by BVaz · 2 Comments
Well there are a ton of douchebags in Vegas of course, but it doesn't matter. It's fucking Vegas. And in t-minus 12 hours, we will be on a plane on our way there. Fear not DBF readers, we will return with some excellent DBF material. This I can assure you. BV out.
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Posted September 19th, 2006 by Daigle · 1 Comment
So I did get the letter from the AMC Northpark GM yesterday, and inside, only two free tickets!! WTF, man? You told me you were sending me four!
Oh well, that makes three free passes, two free cokes, and two free popcorns all told. So Guttenberg, I've got a pass, coke, and a popcorn for you! Let's go see The Departed; that looks awesome.
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Corporate mailed me a free pass. Yes, just one of them. AMC Corporate qualifies as douchebagfaces.
Just left a message with my good friend Mark Latimer to tell him to send me and Eric our free passess, damnit.
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Enjoy Sean's latest interview on Larry King:
http://newsbusters.org/stories/sean_penn_bush_bring_fascism.html?q=node/7649
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GRAFTON, West Virginia (AP) -- A woman who forced her stepchildren to gorge themselves on food and drink, then eat their own vomit has been sentenced to two to six years in prison.
Venus Critchfield, 35, of Philippi, West Virginia, was also accused of beating the children's feet with boards, and using ropes and hooks to force them to stand for long periods, said Taylor County Prosecutor John Bord.
Now that is what I call brilliant parenting! Moreover, I want to meet the attorney that managed to get her off with only 2 years of jail time.
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This is the uber famous Listeater. She has had a story about her on foxnews, she is a fark.com favorite for photoshop contests, and she went to Texas A&M. To read her story, visit our forums, or go straight to the thread by clicking here
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Posted September 14th, 2006 by Marcus · 1 Comment
Douchebags? The entire state of Texas for ever having a female governor.
Ann Richards may you rest in peace.
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Posted September 13th, 2006 by BVaz · 2 Comments
Nuff said. I saw him in the owner's box at the Redskins game on Monday Night. This guy is absolutely insane. He was giving fist pumps and thumbs ups to presumably people on the field or maybe to some thetans. And "Suri"? Exquise me? A baking powder? WTF is "Suri"?
Here are a few possibilities I found on wikipedia:
1. A large edible grub eaten by the natives of the Amazon
2. A fictional lemur in the movie Dinosaur
3. A pickpocket, in the Japanese language
4. One of the clans of Kukhran community who have their origin in Punjab region of the Indian subcontinent
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Thanks goes to Charles. Nice find.
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Posted September 11th, 2006 by Marcus · 3 Comments
What a whiny bitch!
Ticked Off: Brown Faults Clock Rule in Loss to OSU
By Joe Schad
ESPN.com
Add Texas coach Mack Brown to the list of critics of the NCAA's new football clock rules.
Brown said Monday during the weekly Big 12 teleconference that the new rules, which were designed to limit the time of games, hurt the No. 8 Longhorns in Saturday's loss to No. 1 Ohio State.
"They scored with six minutes left and the game was over before we had a chance to do anything," Brown said. "I really hope whoever made these changes will go back and look them over."
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