Entries from November 2006
Posted November 29th, 2006 by BVaz · No Comments
New York goes Grinch and bans 6 Christmas beers.
Don't worry America, Michael Douglas is not dead.
Finally, technology comes through and brings us spray-on condoms.
Your prayers have been answered, Starship Troopers 3 is a go, and Casper Van Dien himself is slated to return as Johnny Rico.
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Categories: DBF Today
Posted November 28th, 2006 by BVaz · No Comments
A smoked turkey with an IP address. Control your smoker via the internets.
DUI suspect tries to swallow keys and then bites officer who tries to retrieve them.
Borat the cause of the Pamela-Kid Rock split?
The Vanderjagt era ends in Dallas. If being a great kicker means bouncing balls off the upright and acting like a total douchebag, then this guy sure is a great kicker.
Also in yesterday's news, man killed over $20 football bet on the Clemson-South Carolina game.
Porsche Carrera GT wrapped around telephone pole in NY.
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Categories: DBF Today
Posted November 27th, 2006 by BVaz · No Comments
Hope everyone enjoyed their holiday weekend and is happy to be back at work. Oh, you're not happy to be back at work? Oh I'm sorry. Well anyway, try to go easy on the desk rage today at the office.
Paris and Lohan, once BFF, now are feuding apparently because Paris dumped Lohan for Britney, her new BFF. Lohan is claiming Paris hit her, and there is videotape of her calling Paris a "cunt". Excellent stuff.
The Unethicist: Get Out Of My Dreams, Get Out Of My Car.
Video of Cocaine making in the Colombian jungle.
[Picture from Suicide Bots]
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Categories: DBF Today
Posted November 24th, 2006 by BVaz · No Comments
Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at DBF.com! Hope you all had a happy holiday and hope you aren't out fighting the cold and psychotic mothers to try and get the 5am buys here on Black Friday.
British gangsters steal truckload of Xbox 360s.
Japan to institute an official "seal of approval" system for overseas Japanese restaurants to fight "culinary crimes".
Mexican gang takes out newspaper ad to let people know they are "anti-crime vigilantes".
Some Thanksgiving turkey disaster stories.
Dispute over hand-washing leads to Bloody Bar Brawl in Funkytown, TX.
Coker fired as parole officer, er, I mean head coach at Miami.
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Categories: DBF Today
Posted November 22nd, 2006 by BVaz · 1 Comment
One of the Bush twins' purses stolen right under the nose of the Secret Service. Best thief ever?
Manila airport officials prevent 130 cobras from boarding plane.
"Revenge of the Nerds" remake canceled. Is life even worth living anymore?
Britney & Fedex sez "There is no sex tape".
Police officer says give addicts heroin to fight crime.
Drunken bus driver has one request to the cops: "Let me finish my run and drop these kids off".
Plan to smoke world's largest joint scrapped on fears of illegality.
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Categories: DBF Today
Posted November 21st, 2006 by BVaz · No Comments
Two more days until the slaughtering of countless turkeys bears the fruit of delicious Thanksgiving Day dinners.
This just in: New Jersey is still awesome.
National 'Nurse-In' planned at airports nationwide. I'm almost positive there was a Married with Children two-part episode that was almost exactly like this.
Fugitive wanted for double homicide gets nabbed after he puts up his info on a dating web site.
More people suing Borat.
Some retailers opening at midnight on Black Friday to get a jump on the madness, but reports show that last year it wasn't even in the top 5 of money-making days of the year.
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Categories: DBF Today
Posted November 20th, 2006 by BVaz · No Comments
Ok, wtf is going on in this picture? I don't know but whatever it is, it can't be good.
PS3 Ebay prices dive as expected, still a profit, but now average is down to $1,100. Worth 3 days lost out of your life waiting in line? For $500 I think not.
Mayor of a small Brazillian town is giving away free Viagra to spice up the night for the elderly residents of the town.
Video of Kramer's (Michael Richards) racist tirade at a club (NSFW).
TomKat Italian wedding was just a charade, the actual ceremony took place already in the US.
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Categories: DBF Today
Posted November 18th, 2006 by BVaz · No Comments
The big day is finally here. The TomKat Alien Betrothal takes place in Italy today (fairly soon I think). All of the superstars have turned up. Unfortunately I don't think Pacey and Dawson were invited though. Anyway, follow all of the wedding's goings on with People's TomKat wedding blog. Follow all the exciting details all the way up until the dominant male alien consumes the submissive female alien.
In other news:
UK Trading Standards: Dragon Sausage must contain real Dragon.
Jay-Z to perform 7 concerts in one day.
Rapper The Game impersonates NYC police officer.
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Categories: DBF Today
Posted November 17th, 2006 by BVaz · No Comments
More snippets from around the world. I may start doing this more often since there are very few posts warranting a full blown write up:
PS3 Launches: Denver, Boston, ATL, Fargo, Hollywood, NYC, SF, the crime sprees and the PS3 loving dentist. PS3 auctions on ebay hit $100 million and $89 million.
One day away from the TomKat Alien Intergalactic Union Ceremony.
Bring your Hall of Famer to class day.
Smelly airline passenger who was escorted off plane loses lawsuit.
FedEx rides the bus, and tries to get free shit wherever he still can.
Deep-fried American flags tossed from Tennessee art museum.
Will it blend?
3 dogs kill 40 sheep ...
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Categories: DBF Today
Posted November 16th, 2006 by BVaz · No Comments
Just a few fun little topics I wanted to throw up that didn't warrant a full blown post:
Don't worry America, Tom Hanks is not dead.
Man dumped by fiancee after charging $8,000 on the iTunes music store.
Michael Jackson's comeback at WMAs sucks ass so much that fans want their money back.
More PS3 line incidents.
Drunk man tries to break into a liquor store.
Tina Fey sez Paris Hilton = Best SNL Host Ever.
British kids soccer team sponsored by metal legends Motorhead; run out on the field to "Ace of Spades".
Toys for Tots changes their mind, decides they will accept Talking Jesus dolls.
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Categories: DBF Today
Posted November 16th, 2006 by BVaz · No Comments
All across America, nerds are waking up after braving their second to last night in the bitter cold fighting the unfamiliar elements in their efforts to secure a PS3. If you have passed by your local electronics conglomerate (ie Best Buy) you have no doubt noticed a shanty town governed by nerds forming outside these establishments.
The one interesting take I have on this whole situation is that there was an survey conducted about Japanese PS3s that are being auctioned off, and the auction prices are not really that far off from the retail price (maybe $20-30 higher, but some include software ...
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Posted November 15th, 2006 by BVaz · No Comments
From the Boston Herald:
FRAMINGHAM - An unhinged Texas Longhorn fan who blames Doug Flutie’s televised analysis for the team’s upset Saturday threatened the former football star and his family in an electronic mail message, police said.
The threat, which was not detailed by police, was sent to the Doug Flutie Jr. Foundation for Autism early Sunday, police Lt. Paul Shastany said.
“We have intentions of finding this person and speaking to this person,” said Shastany. “As threats go, it’s a pretty serious incident.”
Although the exact nature of the threat was not disclosed, the man, who investigators believe lives in California, wrote, “You ...
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Posted November 9th, 2006 by BVaz · No Comments
That's right sports fans. You read that correctly. K-Fag was giving away tickets to his concert last night in Chicago. Haven't seen any word on attendance yet aside from news on some journalists and some good crowd signs showing up, but his concert in New York which actually cost money had a 20% turnout. Of course you end up paying like $10 to Ticketmaster in fees to get your "free" ticket, so I imagine the turnout couldn't have been much higher, unless they rounded up some vagrants and homeless people and got them in there to get out of the ...
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Posted November 9th, 2006 by BVaz · 1 Comment
Our forum posters have spoken, and they have decided that Yale legend Aleksey Vayner should be crowned DBF of the month for October. He was the talk of Wall Street with his hilarious resume and accompanying video, basically proclaiming himself as the greatest person to ever walk the face of this Earth. Congratulations Aleksey, you join Screech Powers on our roster of DBFs of the month, and call me crazy, but a certain person with the initials of K.F. is most likely going to be joining this elite club at the end of this month. Visit the forums at the ...
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Categories: Douchebagface of the Month
Posted November 8th, 2006 by BVaz · No Comments
They were young. Heartache to heartache, they stood. No promises, no demands. But love is a battlefield.
Pat Benetar might very well have been talking about this modern Romeo & Juliet when she penned her classic song. Never have her words rung more true than today, where we all sit shocked, hurt, and dismayed at the ending of an era. Myself, I couldn't sleep a wink all night. The Britney/K-Fag era ended yesterday, broken by TMZ.com. Yesterday Britney filed for divorce from budding rap superstar Kevin Federline. She clearly isn't ready for the kind of stardom that being married to the ...
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