Entries from March 2007
Jon Schneider not only stars in, directs, produces and wrote this gem, he also financed the whole thing himself.
Here is the plot summary on IMDB:
"J.R. Collier, once the world's greatest race driver, is losing his family because he can't get racing out of his blood. His scheme to "go legit" by acquiring and reselling exotic cars -- cars he acquires by suckering the owners into racing for the pink slip -- runs afoul of the bad guys when he wins one car that has something in it that they will kill for. After a thrilling race to evade them, Becky, J.R.'s wife, ...
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K-Fed Launches a Search Engine...
That's right! This fucker continues to find ways to baffle even us. He, apparently, is looking to obtain a share of that niche market of people that not only want to find relevant information via the internet, but also want to face the possibility of having to spend an evening partying with a complete douche. Yeah, every time you search using SearchWithKevin.com, you have a chance of being selected as the poor bastard that has to attend a party with K-Fed. Enjoy...
Read all about it
Just kill me now...
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VCU beat Duke, MSU beat Marquette, and Roy Williams loves coke. I actually wrote a whole post about those things a second ago, but the stupid fucking internet crashed and I lost the post. But believe me, that shit was hilarious.
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Sup bitches. I'm back. Well, the afternoon games are done, and my brackets have largely survived. Had ODU over Butler in one of them and GWU over Vandy in a different one, so the dream of a perfect bracket is over for 2 of the 3. That 3rd one is going to roll though. A few notes on the morning:
A&M played kind of shitty against Penn, and Penn actually took a 39-37 lead at one point in the second half, at which point it looked like A&M might choke. However, Acie Law & Co. managed to pull it together and ...
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Posted March 15th, 2007 by BVaz · 1 Comment
The first 3 games are in the bag. I did 3 different brackets this year, and fortunately I had Maryland, BC and Louisville winning in all 3 brackets. That usually just means my brackets are going to get taken behind the woodshed throughout the rest of the day.
BC looked good, led the whole game on Texas Tech, though it was close, it never really seemed like Tech was going to win this one. So the thugs will move on to face the Georgetown/Belmont winner.
Maryland trailed the entire game against Davidson but took the lead with about 4 minutes to go ...
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AFSCME. Trust me, just watch it. (Not safe for work unless you've got headphones)
Another incredible video. Trust me, watch this one also. Michael Winslow has met his match.
Like video games? Unfortunately, so do these kids.....these tone deaf kids that is.
The co-inventor of the remote control has passed away. The world will always be in your debt good sir.
Austin police haul in Microsoft Zune guerilla marketer at SXSW.
Funeral webcasts? WTF?
Men stare at crotches (photo above).
Is there anything the Japanese won't come up with? How about chewing gum that cures your BO? Check.
You park like an asshole.
This was on the Today Show earlier as ...
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The NCAA tournament is on bitches, and here is your trusty DBF leader, BVaz, to bring you some opening round coverage. We have the first total anal rape of the first round going on right now in Lexington as Louisville is up 46-17 on Stanford. Way to go tournament committee picking Stanford. Jim Boeheim is no doubt shitting himself watching this while plotting mail bombs to various members of the tournament committee. Look out A&M, this could be a hell of a second round matchup. It is a little shady that Louisville basically has two home games for the first round though.
BC ...
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No, there's no story related to this totally awesome photo. But you can still discuss it with us on the Forum.
Are you a Douchebagface Attorney who missed a deadline? No problem. Blame it on getting drunk. (With bonus photo of the ":-)" used in the official filing.) Discuss.
Refrigerator which tosses you beers. Discuss.
Top 25 Greatest South Park moments. According to the sort of douchy Rolling Stone Magazine, that is. Still awesome, though. Discuss.
If you are going to be a huge DBF who drives his car through a mall, at the very LEAST, try to have a mug shot 1/1000 as ...
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By now everyone has seen it, but in Texas, you're never too young to smoke........pot.
Borat a human rights victim?
No free checking at your bank? Do what they do in Germany......defecate on a cash machine.
Kevin Durant outright lies to his team.
The Offseason Adventures of Michael Vick: Episode 1, Episode 2.
The highlight of ESPN DBF Sean Salisbury's life: He finally convinces his high school to retire his jersey.
Move over NHL, the Mid-American Conference has you beat in the category of "worst schedule makers ever."
Finally, they are working on technology so that we can watch Jaws 3-D at home as the director intended.
How can ...
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Bobby Brown is broke. Again.
"Ward, who is married, had sexual encounters with the 14 and 15 year old boys at various locations, including in the school, at a motel, in a park and behind a restaurant..." Read. Discuss on the Forum.
Almost Nobody Raped During Duke's First Lacrosse Match. Discuss.
Prisoners with hostage to Authorities: "We'll give up if you let us have some tobacco." Discuss.
Got the HIV? The Clap? Gono-Pos? Other DBF disease? No problem. Discuss.
If you are a Douchebagface City Councilman, do not try and restrict the amount of beer San Marcos people can drink on the rivers. The Article says it nicely: "It ...
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