Entries Tagged as 'DBF Today'
In celebration of America’s independence, I am asking your favorite 4th movie...one I like;
The Sandlot
You're killing me Smalls!
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No real intellect behind this post, however this trailer looks like Baz Luhrmann & Frank Miller had a bastard child on celluloid. Hollywood is doing a shitty job of remaking films, this is Repo Man with CGI.
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You listen to me, you son-of-a-bitch! There's a kid out there usin' his car to kill people, not that it's such a big deal since it seems to be your gang he's got it in for... so, if you guys try to take the law into your own hands, and that killer turns up dead, I'm gonna see you all sniffin' cyanide in the Arizona gas chamber.
Some people define wraith as a ghost, however my definition extends to alternate definition b: A fucking odd movie that confused and creeped the hell out of me as a kid. Not since The ...
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Tags: Charlie Sheen, Nick Cassavetes, Wraith
You and me, we're gonna have a fight. Today. After school. Three o'clock. In the parking lot. You try and run, I'm gonna track you down. You go to a teacher, it's only gonna get worse. You sneak home, I'm gonna be under your bed.
Easily one of the most overlooked and underrated movies of the eighties, Three O’Clock High s still an amazing flick. The film follows a defining day in the life of Jerry Mitchell, an above average student and nerd running the school bookstore and a writer for the school newspaper.
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Professor Hathaway: What are you looking at? You're laborers; you should be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education.
Professor Hathaway personified the typical, asshole professor most were presented in college. A man confronted with a need of tenure and a hopeless need for academic indulgence, plus the wanton of a high-powered laser, but that is beside the point. Whereas Hathaway served as the prototype for the stressed professor, Real Genius portrays the ultimate formulaic eighties plight, performed beautifully.
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AFSCME. Trust me, just watch it. (Not safe for work unless you've got headphones)
Another incredible video. Trust me, watch this one also. Michael Winslow has met his match.
Like video games? Unfortunately, so do these kids.....these tone deaf kids that is.
The co-inventor of the remote control has passed away. The world will always be in your debt good sir.
Austin police haul in Microsoft Zune guerilla marketer at SXSW.
Funeral webcasts? WTF?
Men stare at crotches (photo above).
Is there anything the Japanese won't come up with? How about chewing gum that cures your BO? Check.
You park like an asshole.
This was on the Today Show earlier as ...
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No, there's no story related to this totally awesome photo. But you can still discuss it with us on the Forum.
Are you a Douchebagface Attorney who missed a deadline? No problem. Blame it on getting drunk. (With bonus photo of the ":-)" used in the official filing.) Discuss.
Refrigerator which tosses you beers. Discuss.
Top 25 Greatest South Park moments. According to the sort of douchy Rolling Stone Magazine, that is. Still awesome, though. Discuss.
If you are going to be a huge DBF who drives his car through a mall, at the very LEAST, try to have a mug shot 1/1000 as ...
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By now everyone has seen it, but in Texas, you're never too young to smoke........pot.
Borat a human rights victim?
No free checking at your bank? Do what they do in Germany......defecate on a cash machine.
Kevin Durant outright lies to his team.
The Offseason Adventures of Michael Vick: Episode 1, Episode 2.
The highlight of ESPN DBF Sean Salisbury's life: He finally convinces his high school to retire his jersey.
Move over NHL, the Mid-American Conference has you beat in the category of "worst schedule makers ever."
Finally, they are working on technology so that we can watch Jaws 3-D at home as the director intended.
How can ...
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Bobby Brown is broke. Again.
"Ward, who is married, had sexual encounters with the 14 and 15 year old boys at various locations, including in the school, at a motel, in a park and behind a restaurant..." Read. Discuss on the Forum.
Almost Nobody Raped During Duke's First Lacrosse Match. Discuss.
Prisoners with hostage to Authorities: "We'll give up if you let us have some tobacco." Discuss.
Got the HIV? The Clap? Gono-Pos? Other DBF disease? No problem. Discuss.
If you are a Douchebagface City Councilman, do not try and restrict the amount of beer San Marcos people can drink on the rivers. The Article says it nicely: "It ...
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Boutique surprised to receive "buckets of pot." Duscuss on our Forum.
Cops arrest woman for drunenly bicycling....on a stationary bike. Discuss.
Daughter anted up (and lost) in a poker game needs help. Discuss.
The City of Dallas loses more sporting events to Arlington. Next to move to Arlington? Dallas City Hall. Tell us how big of idiots our City Council and Mayor are in our Forum.
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When Britney Douchebagface Spears rages! Discuss on our Forum if she should win Douchebagface of the Month for February.
Wet clothes? Douchebagface solution: Dry them in the oven! Actual result: Your apartment burns down! Discuss.
We all know Cops are all tumbling, tumbling douchebagfaces. The irony is, Douchebagfaces all deserve to be ticketed. What to do? Ticket yourself, cop. Discuss.
Actual Headline: "Robot Babies To Reduce Teen Pregnancy" Discuss.
A girl wins a computer award. Why is this funny? First time in history that a girl has won it. Discuss.
Super X-Ray machine ...
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Reporter to Tony Parker: "You're French. Does that mean you surrender during games?"
Tony to Reporter: *Angry Silence* Read.
Fleeing from the cops on foot? Douchebagface result: you are caught after tripping over your own baggy pants.
On trial? Douchebagface Idiot Solution: Blame your twin brother....who doesn't exist.
If you're going to hit and run, make SURE you hit a blind couple. Discuss on our Forum.
Three times. One week. Britney Douchebagface Spears back in rehab. Discuss.
We all know the Cotton Bowl sucks. The Cotton Bowl is just now figuring that out, though. Discuss.
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Douchebagfaces lock down school after Batman scales nearby fence.
So it turns out, Cleopatra was...sort of busted. With pic. Discuss on the forum.
Nothing but awesome: Robot Suits.
Are you a cop who was caught red-handed speeding after a homeowner installed radar guns on their property? Douchebagface Solution: Prosecute them for stalking you.
Bonus: having woman seduce you by offering you "kinky sex." Expected: Being tied up on the bed. WTF: Having her cut your leg and arms to drink your blood. Discuss.
Lesson learned: don't build shitty airplanes in your backyard. They crash.
Hardaway hates the gays. ...
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Posted February 14th, 2007 by Daigle · 1 Comment
Moviegoes surprised to be seated next to a Ford Explorer.
Samuel Adams makes beer glass designed specifically for its own delicious beer.
Lonely Texas man living near the border? DBF Solution: have the Cowboy Cupid hook you up with a Mexican Bride. YA, RLY.
Nitpick award: Hybrid cars may be too quiet for the blind.
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Who wouldn't want a cute cuddly pet? In China, pet stores are selling 20-30 mini pigs a day. Wait, twenty to thirty what now?
And cause this photo also deserves posting:
"This is the face for social robotics." Yeah robots that "sneer, frown, and squint" at you.
Apparently the Chile army are all UFO Experts.
Are you involved in a hit and run accident and the cops are hot on your trail? Douchebagface Solution: light yourself on fire.
In prison and can't just go grab a cold one? Douchebagface Awesome Solution: Step 1: break out. Step 2: steal beer truck. Step 3: drive away.
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